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Hopeless 21 and a bit "adult" escapes the real world through fictions and fables. How do you sum up the content in my blog? It's personal, it's me and that's all I ever wish it to be.

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

witchchad:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

witchchad:

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

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HO L YSH IT

To come into the year 2100

What would it be like to see the year 2100 come around? To live through the century and into the next, to see more than a hundred years on this planet, imagine what it would feel like? Lonely, fleeting, the beginnings distant and the end close. The start of a new hundred years and it would be as if everything in the last hundred was like the feeling when you drift to sleep and find yourself rising seemingly with no recollection of the time between and then you’re gone and the world keeps turning.

donkos:

me on the internet: gay

me irl: gay, but quietly

unpetitlapinou:

p1ants:

I’m not very good at small talk, I want to talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky, I am terrible at asking about school and weather

I swear this speaks to me on such deep levels oomg

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

Things I Say While I'm Driving
  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
  • Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
  • Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*
  • Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
  • Me: getting crazy up in here
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